What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -9

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's red and has wheels? A red car

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

thumb_up thumb_down -11

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops