- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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