- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Pickles are powerful

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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