What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Everybody will die

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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think twice or at least think

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Gay republicans

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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