- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

knock knock who's there ?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Gus's mom

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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