- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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