Roses are red. Violets are blue.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

*prepares this to get negative votes*

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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