Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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