How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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