- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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