Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

No it doesnt..

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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