- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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