Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's the new green? Green

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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