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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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