- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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