what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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