- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Dead girls can't say no.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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