If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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