Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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