- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Donald Trump.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Daniel is a fag

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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