Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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