Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

the WNBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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