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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

i dont fisish anythi

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.