- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Death by kayak

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

what are three short words? i a am

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