What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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