What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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WILLY

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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