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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

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