What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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