- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

whats black? the colour

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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