Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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