- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

People with cancer.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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