- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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