- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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A woman walks into a bar.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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