Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's 1+1? 69.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

thumb_up thumb_down -6

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops