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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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