- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

roses are red poo is poo

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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