- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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