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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Poop

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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