- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A house comes around the corner.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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