There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

what's white and sticky semen

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

hi michael

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

knock knock come in

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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