Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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