- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

poopy is poopy

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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