- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call an arab ?

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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