Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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