Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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gingers

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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