how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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