- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

My three children are three big mistakes.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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