- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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