- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Ms Leong Sux

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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