Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

whats green and lives in the water

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What fires shots? A gun

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How old are you? 7

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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