- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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