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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

they told me not to write here but i did

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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