- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Justin's life

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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