Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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