How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Anti Joke

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