- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

- Helen Keller

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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