Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

a man makes a bad joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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