- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Your mom.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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