- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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