- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

RUN

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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