Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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