- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

the NAACP

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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