- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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