- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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