- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

9/11

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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