Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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