What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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