- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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