Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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