- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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