- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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