- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Fox News

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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