- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Manchester City

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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