What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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