- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Penis

Poop.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

So one time there was this woman learning...

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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