- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What is 9+10? 19

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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