- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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