Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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