Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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