- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Female rights.

your face

What is green and slow Grass.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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