So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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your face

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Rush Limbaugh

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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