- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How old are you? 7

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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