A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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