- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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