This is a joke.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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