- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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