A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

An anti-joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Bob Saget that is all

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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