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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

hola said the chinese man

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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