- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

whats black? the colour

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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