- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Racial Equality

what did the farmer do? plant

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Indians

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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