- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Then none of us want to be right.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Women's rights.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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