What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Brain fart

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Anti Joke

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