- Anti Joke

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Phew... it's gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time