What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Horse.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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