- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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