- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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