Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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nolan is gay

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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