- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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