What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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