The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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