- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Justin with a hat.

I'm Polish.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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