Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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