Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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I am quite mature.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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