Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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call me maybe.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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