Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

penis. nuff said.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Once upon a time a was born

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

women's rights.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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