how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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