- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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