- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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