Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

your no better than a cockroach

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Antijokes...

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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