- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

girls basketball

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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