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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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